The Fine Art of - Pussy Munching

A little while back my friend Kelly and I had a pussy munching party. It was an elevated (no actual sex) celebration of that frequent centerpiece of woman-loving, going down. We ate sexy food, played party games and shared our expertise. Following are some tips from our collective expertise, and some haikus from our poetry corner.

 Insight & Tips on Dining at the "Y":

"I particularly like the combination of penetration and cunnilingus- in this case, less is not more."

 

"My tip would require cosmetic dental surgery if you do not have a 'natural' gap between your 2 front teeth. You can suck a girls clit with your upper and lower teeth closed and her clit moves through the space- her clit is isolated and experiences t he full attention it deserves."

 

"Find the root of the clit (it's base) and move fingers over that back and forth before attacking the clit itself."

 

"From behind- Tongue around her B-hole while hands & fingers reach under to her vagina and clitoris."

 

"I once had an interesting experience with a woman who had just eaten cayenne pepper-I felt my pussy in a whole new way."

 

"Always have a trick rag ready in case you ejaculate."

 

"Since each coochi is a singular coochi, and one you must get to know, I recommend setting aside some time dedicated to licking the the pussy of your girl and getting her feedback. Lick lick lick. "How does this feel?" Lick lick lick. "How about that?" Then you can zero in on the most pleasurable spot, or resist zeroing in, as you wish.

 

"When your tongue fails miserably use your head and neck for all they are worth!"

 

"The pussy licking that I like is long and slow and slippery, the tongue is wide and flat, some fingers in the hole, some more pulling the hood back, exposing my slit as I press it against her nose. Ooh I like it."

 

Suck outside the clit so your tongue bends in a "V" the tip of the tongue touches the very edge of the clit. Go slow. Bite her labia. Pull them until she makes some sound. Give her so much feeling around her clit but not on it. Wait until she begs. Wait until you hear her say 'suck me bitch.' Wait a few seconds and gnash on the sweet thing. Fuck her good."

 

"If you do not want to be going down, it will become apparent, so do not fake it. It cannot be faked."